Editor's Note: This is an April Fool's article!

Outside the Circle: Tom Petty's Exotic Petting Zoo
The Athenian - April 1, 2010

Ever wanted to pet a wildebeest? Running down a dream to touch an emu? You got lucky, babe, when you found this petting zoo, located in the warehouse district. Owned by the Floridian rocker himself, the zoo is home to over 50 exotic animals from around the world. Go!